Tuesday Top 10 – An Occasional Series (Part 1)

Posted: October 18, 2011 in Lists. I love lists...
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This marks the inaugural post of the Tuesday Top 10.  Because it hurts my head to have to come up with a top 10 list every week, this will be an occasional series (‘occasional’ in this case meaning ‘when I feel like it’).

Top 10 actual Google searches that led readers to my blog, only for them to be bitterly disappointed on arrival.

  1. how to remove bat dung from a boat canopy [sorry, I can only tell you how it got there, not how to get it off again]
  2. the dark i part [if they don’t know how to spell ‘eye’, they’re really in the wrong place.]
  3. reading in the dark cat [reminds me of that old joke from Groucho Marx – “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.  Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”]

    This is what comes up when I Google Image search черный интерьер книжного магазина . So maybe they weren't so disappointed after all.

  4. email subscription for sex scenes
  5. woman sawing “a man in half”
  6. черный интерьер книжного магазина
  7. can i haz your number [Ummm…no.]
  8. tracie mcbride romance novels[See above.]
  9. strapped down to operating table
  10. prosthetic mermaid gills [surprisingly, more people got to my blog using this search than did searchers for number 4]

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